The status of one of my friends on fb is “So pumped to get married!” (p.s. my fb has officially devolved into marriage and babies) and when I read it I thought to myself, “Man, I am so pumped that I’m NOT getting married” because I am 23 dammit and I don’t want to be all tied up this young! Sure, I suppose I want to get married someday, but right now I am really liking being single. So there you have it, update on my life.